The 9 Different Personas Of A Drunk Woman

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Hey ladies!

So as you probably know drink can affect people differently. Alcohol alters your mood and reactions and can depend on what you drink. I’m a whisky girl, not that I drink regularly if at all.. Maybe like once every 3 months! So when I drink my entire INNA CRAZY comes out and I end up acting like an overactive hyper child until my bed is calling me.

But I do LOVE a girls night out, as they are so rare for me but super fun!! (See post here on ‘The 25 Stages Of A Girls Night Out’)

After seeing how my friends and I act when we are out drinking, here are the 9 ‘stereotypical’ personas I have come up with to describe women when drinking!

Here they are:

The Wanderer

There’s ALWAYS one friend which goes missing on a night out. You always seem to lose them for a while, whether they got bored and went for a walk, went outside for ages or fancied a quiet sit down or a nap in the toilet :/

The Party Animal

The one that 9/10 arranges a night out, so is ALWAYS hyped up and motivating everyone to go out.


The One Who Never Goes Out

Tends to have one too many pre drinks before going out to get their confidence up, ends up getting waaaay too wasted and falls asleep early.

The One Who Wants Food

Two drinks in and they’re thinking about their next meal. Asking for crisps at the bar and any other snack they offer.


The Sensible One

Typically the carrier of phones/purses and anything of importance. Ends up ordering a cab home for everyone and rounding everyone up at the end of the night.

The Overly Happy One

Tells everyone how much they love them every five seconds. Spends the whole night hugging everyone and making future plans because you miss your besties sooo much and omg life is totes amazing.

The Insta-Ready Chick

SELFIE TIME!!!! Let me just spend ages trying to find the perfect lighting and background..

The Emotional One

Ends up crying at some point during the night, and mumbling nonsense to themselves whilst trying to start a really deep conversation, completely killing the good vibes.


The Liability

Who ends up getting far too drunk and ends up with their head in toilet all night throwing up whilst you hold their hair back and try to reassure them everything is going to be okay.

I’m deffo ‘The One Who Never goes Out’!

Which one are you girls?

Next up: Read ‘Sweet Things Girls Do For Each Other’





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Lol so true. I’m the one who always needs food!!!


LOL. interesting list, and nice light read.


LOL…this is hilarious! I’m definitely the one that ALWAYS wants food.


very very true haha πŸ™‚ thanks for the laugh πŸ™‚


I think I’ve fallen into every category at least once! Lol

Kristi McAllister

OMG! I laughed myself silly over this! I could see myself in more than one of them, but I’m certainly the one who never goes out first and foremost lol! Thanks for the giggles. I needed them today!


These are so funny! Thanks for sharing! I’ve been each of these at some point in my life haha

Sonja Josipovic

Hahahaha! So funny! I am the one who always wants food! πŸ™‚

Tabitha Wilson

I found this so true and entertaining!


I’m the one who never goes out and the one who needs food! πŸ˜… Although, I’ve been letting my friends drag me out more here lately and it is ALWAYS a fun night!